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How to Survive a Horror Movie

by Seth Grahame-Smith
Wes Kraven
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Are you reading this in a cornfield, at a summer camp, or in an abandoned mental institution? Have you noticed that everything is poorly lit, or that music surges every time you open a door? If the answer is yes, you're probably trapped in a horror movie. But don't freak out—just read this book! With it you will learn how to overcome every obstacle found in scary films, including: - How to determine what type of horror film you're trapped in - The five types of slashers and how to defeat them - How to handle killer dolls, murderous automobiles, and other haunted objects - How to deal with alien invasions, zombie apocalypses, and other global threats - What to do if you did something last summer, if your corn has children in it, or if you suspect you're already dead So don't be afraid: no vampire, zombie horde, cannibal hillbilly, Japanese vengeance ghost, or other horror movie monster can hurt you—as long as you have this book.

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  • English